Cowboy Chic
Jackson Hole – Wyoming
This chic yet rustic town is surrounded by the majestic Teton Mountains and tucked just under the world’s first national park – Yellowstone. Jackson Hole’s natural beauty, skiing, golfing, fishing and relaxed culture attracts ski bums, celebrities and rich people from around the world. It’s cowboy chic and with upscale stores and shops that make it the rodeo drive of the cowboy west.
Teton County is home to the richest people per capita in the USA. A decent cabin with a view of the mountains can easily exceed a million dollars. It’s populated by rich people who dress down and working people who dress up to serve them.
Jackson Hole Celebrities
The week I was in town I met Arnold Schwarzenegger, Paris Hilton, a Catholic Cardinal and Homer Simpson and Jesus (see below). I even met a few people like Ronald Reagan, Hunter S. Thompson and Kurt Cobain who were rumored to be dead.
The above photos were taken by the famous Paparazzi – Guido Obnoxacious. He is infamous for his ferocious tenacity, cunning instincts and patience. He is rumored to have lived in a dumpster outside Paris Hilton’s home in Beverly Hills for a week until a dump truck hauled him away to a local landfill.
Infamous Paparazzi – Guido Obnoxacious
Kerry the Vampire
During the Halloween party I met woman, who ended up joining me on the road for a month. She was lurking in the shadows with her fangs concealed beneath her pasty white face. She came out of the shadows and introduced herself as Kerry. To learn more about Kerry and our shared adventures on the road, view Cowgirl Kerry.