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Rules for Living

Rules for living from the “Mayor of Gringo Gulch”:

1. Don’t worry.

2. Be fat, happy, and let it all hang out.

3. Listen to people’s problems and they will pay your tab.

4. When you are sick, sterilize the body with heavy drinking.

5. Expect very little and be happy when even you don’t get it.

6. Pick the not so pretty whore for the really good blow job.

7. Reject hard work. It’s rarely worth the effort.

8. Never pay more than $20, including dinner and drinks, to get laid.

9. Be kind to those in the gutter. You may some day need their help.

10. If you’re not getting laid after the fourth time out you’re just feeding someone.

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4 Responses to “Rules for Living”

SilverTongued Says:
June 19th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Looks like I made it! Soon I will be able to wear my I am famous on the internet t-shirt and know it is the truth!
Vagabond Says:
June 19th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Now don’t think your “Ten Rules for Living” puts you on pare with Moses and his “Ten Commandments”. They’re good rules for life in Gringo Gulch but they probably won’t bring eternal salvation.
Jugglemynut Says:
April 9th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Hahaa.. well u gotta add the smile, even the toothless one will win a sentimental lift from the gutter…. if not a kiss.
dcprospero Says:
September 28th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Apparenty the party lives on in the gringo gultch. This was the labor day party at the Sportmens Lodge. http://www.costaricablush.com/2009/09/wild-party-sportsmens-lodge/