Who’s the Real Santa?
Can you find the real Santa amongst all these drunken men and women in red?
That’s right, the real Santa is the dry drunk with the red nose and the two children. Thank God these two little kids were in the basement of Macy’s rather than in the bar district of Portland, Oregon where hundreds of drunken Santas roamed the streets.
July 14th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Slightly resembles the Santa Claus Convention but there no gas mask is required. I have a gas mask, maybe next year.